Who wore it better?

PB, obvs.

However, the physical similarities are uncanny. They both have the same natural upside-down frown (I guess I could have said smile, but ehn).

Anyballs, yet another thread has busted loose in the unravelling of Justin Bieber’s pop dominance as he’s recently given a ‘candid’ interview to Rolling Stone magazine in which he exalts the virtues of abstinence.

Justy - some day sooner than later you’re going to grow genitals (presumably), and really regret saying that. Barrrf.

However, I remember back in the late 90’s when I would have been the same age as Beliebers, when Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were together and purporting that they were chaste - TOTALLY believed it… and was downright shocked to learn otherwise. It just never would have occurred to me that they were having sexy teenage sex all the fucking time, which knowing what I know now, of fucking course they were. But whatever…

I do hope that this is what he’s planning on doing with his hair from now on, if only because if I squint my eyes and play the “Crimes of Passion” album on loop, I can pretend that Pat Benatar is BACK!

—- Aj