
Me: He’s the white, gay, male, childless version of Mo’Nique’s character from ‘Precious’…
Interviewer: Really? This is what I’m hearing. But he’s always been nice to me…
Me: Yeah… I’m sure he’s perfectly pleasant to the white bitch that signs his welfare cheques… I’m sorry - what was the question?
—- An excerpt from an interview on the gay comedy scene for Xtra that I gave last night at 11:30 PM over the phone, while drunk (on primarily alcohol; secondarily power)…
—- Aj