Two very 90’s things about this: Peg Bundy imagery and the use of the word “she-male”.
Terrific.
Also - anyone seen this? Any good?
Do you remember back in the late 90’s when the book “Memoirs of a Geisha” was the “Twilight” of its day? For a hot minute back in the late 90’s, Geisha’s were yesteryear’s vampires. So much so that Madonna made some really warped video for ‘Nothing Really Matters’ where she assumed the role of the novel’s villain, Hatsumomo. Also of note - I BOUGHT A SHORT-SLEEVED MAN-BLOUSE AT LE CHATEAU THAT HAD A TRADITIONAL JAPANESE PRINT OF GEISHA’S ON IT WITH FAUX-BAMBOO BUTTONS.
I’ll try and find it when next I visit my parents.
HOLY SHIT.
I don’t know where to begin with this… I will say it feels like I just went through puberty again.
I simply cannot believe how spot-on early 90’s that was.
To recap: Goof Troop, Alladin, Chipmunks, America’s Funniest Home Videos, Animaniacs, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Batman, Bettlejuice, Bill Nye The Science Guy (not to be confused with Bill Nighy The Science Guy), Boy Meets World, The Burger King Guy, Captain Planet, Chester Cheetah, Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers, Clarissa Explains It All, Mighty Ducks, Darkwing Duck, The Dinosaurs, Donkey Kong, Ducktales, Family Matters, Fern Gulley, Fruity Pebbles, Full House, Game Boy, Game Gear, Ghostbusters, Ghostwriter, Growing Pains, Home Alone, Home Improvement, Sonic The Hedgehog, Inspector Gadget, Jurassic Park, The Lion King, the Mask, Muppet Babies, Nerf Guns, Pinky & The Brain, Rescuers Down Under, Saved By The Bell, Sister Sister, Super Soakers, Ninja Turtles, Tiny Toons, Toy Story, Wayne’s World, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego… what the cock am I missing?????
