New Podcast!!! New SHOW!!! Both of them featuring the divine ALLYSON SMITH!!!

Listen/Download it HERE: http://bitchsalad.libsyn.com/episode-11-allyson-smith

The Bitch: In this belated, super-sized edition of The Salad Podcast, Andrew talks to himself, loudly, about Whoopi Goldberg’s television audience chiding, a stern condemnation/proposed sympathy of pedophiles, pedophilic cyber hotbed “TOR”, the fuss about Hugh Jackman, how the new “Muppet” movie was akin to the “Sex & The City” movie, how children’s movies are just a shit-pie of references to other things nowadays (see: “Alvin & The Chipmunks 2”), venturing back to Kingston/Queen’s for a Queen’s Players show, Dan Aykroyd nostalgia, how Joyce Evans is and will forever be a hood rat PLUS - is there a gayer word than “fuss”?

The Salad: Andrew is joined by top notch class act/elegance practitioner ALLYSON SMITH for a vivid conversation concerning having older, British Parents, growing up in Alberta, her anger against the generalizations of Alberta, her worst road gig for oil rig workers (someone put “holy shit that cunt said fuck!” on a T-Shirt – STAT!), segueing from teaching to stand-up, headliner workshops in Calgary, her first time on stage and the role her glasses played in it, how Russell Peters touched yet ANOTHER comic-life, the accelerated life of a Western comic, her philosophy on sleeping with other male comics (it’s not unlike Confucianism, the Vancouver comedy scene, the key to corporates, how her onstage experience mirrors that of Chaka Kahn, the stand-up comic’s “sophomore slump”,  how pretty people fare in stand-up, Bette Midler worship and SO MUCH MORE!!!

“My Ears Are Burning!”: Rob Pue, Matt Billon, Peter Anthony, Scott Dumas, Shane Ogden, Cory Mack, Dana Alexander, Darryl Purvis, Jennifer Grant, Darren Frost, Ron Josol, Phil Hanley