A great number of Starburst Jellybeans were consumed to this song.
Quite actually - listening to it literally makes me cranially taste them.
Happy Vintage Porn Friday, every body!
At the same time extremely NSFW and extremely groovy.
“Roller Boogie Orgy”. A Cindy Lou Sutters production. 100 percent pure swingin’ disco porn realness in all its full-pubis’d glory!
Of note: It was filmed at Plato’s Retreat WEST!
I sincerely apologize if anyone’s parents are in this.
Also - what is “Too Tall” Teresa up to these days?
NEW PODCAST!!! With Laurie Elliott & Sofi Papamarko!!!
Download/Listen to it HERE: http://bitchsalad.libsyn.com/episode-21-laurie-elliott-sofi-papamarko
Or subscribe on iTunes HERE: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bitch-salad/id465015191
Andrew did comedy in London, Ontario and lived to tell about it! And DOES! He congratulates Sharon Needles and lists, in no particular order, his list of Canadian Drag Queens that should be granted working papers to compete in RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 5… and, Lena Dunham? More like Lena DONE-HAM. Also – why he’d be friends with ‘Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller, how it’s a modern day Gypsy, and why Kotex is the future of standup comedy!
The Bitch: Andrew sits down with the “Sexy Typewriter” herself, SOFI PAPAMARKO, to find out the when’s, how’s, why’s and whatever’s on how she got her sexy, typewriting feet in the door of the zombie that IS the print industry…. also – does she go on dates for the source material alone? What do her dates think about being source material? How does she characterize the dating woman of today? PLUS – a dummies guide to the top internet dating sites!
The Salad: Andrew is graced with the him-proclaimed ‘best bangs in comedy’, the one and only LAURIE ELLIOTT, to ruminate over her past as a championship diver (guess what her favourite dive is? Hint: ALL OF THEM), her sketch-y past, how she avoided becoming a jaded c*nt, her biggest champions, Almost being ‘Almost Audrey’, and a story about her first period that would make Judy Blume both blush and proud!
HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE STANDUP COMEDY THEMED KOTEX COMMERCIAL THAT BEGINS WITH A COMIC SAYING “Newsflash: sometimes my periods’ not awesome”?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!??!
Because you need to.
Last chance to download my last Bitch Salad mix! I’m deleting it today as I need the space. It’s a doozy. Clicking it SHOULD download it directly; if not, right click ‘n save the bitch…
Again, track listing:
Kelly Clarkson - Stronger
Karmin - Brokenhearted
Beyonce - End of Time [Redtop Remix]
Gladys Knight - (I) Who Have Nothing [Leon Sylver III Remix]
The Wanted - Glad You Game
Gotye feat. Kimbra - Somebody I Used To Know [X-Mix]
Katy Perry - Part of Me
Calvin Harris - Feel So Close
Nicki Minaj - Starships
Flo Rida feat. Sia - Wild Ones
Chris Brown feat. Rihanna - Turn Up The Music
Madonna - Girl Gone Wild
Foster The People - Don’t Stop
One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
GPOY Sally-Draper-walking-in-on-Roger-getting-a-blow-job-from-Megan’s-mom edition.
And no - I don’t credit Megan’s mom’s cock-hound-edness to a reciprocated mid-life crisis; I credit it to the fact that she’s Quebecois.
NEW PODCAST!!! A recap of ‘Oprah’s Life Class’ with and by DARRYL DINN!!!
Download it HERE: http://bitchsalad.libsyn.com/episode-21-oprah-s-life-class-with-darryl-dinn or/and subscribe to us on iTunes HERE: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b*tch-salad/id465015191
The Bitch: Andrew officially anoints Lisa Gail (Maiden Name: Allred) as the official Viral Video Queen of 2012 as Rebecca Black and Antoine Dodson glower in the corner. Also – a “haha I told you so” of Alberta’s marching army of dunces, The WildRose Party, a dissatisfactory “Final 3” episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race and Andrew’s list of the TOP 6 FEMALE-CENTRIC TELEVISION SHOWS TO PREMIERE THIS SEASON!
The Salad: Andrew is joined by comedian and star of “Masculathon” DARRYL DINN for a blessedly ambivalent recap of his experience at “Oprah’s Life Class” when it touched down in Toronto. O, how the mighty have fallen… SALACIOUS!!!
