Shannon Doherty should have an LCD screen installed on her tombstone showing this gif in lieu of any engraving.
Let’s all of us grow our pubes out and orgy it up to this lesser-known Donna Summer-ian sex smash.
Of note: the xylophone solo at 5:28
First Whitney, now Donna. I’m not having the best 2012, all.
It will sound like and is the gayest thing ever, but Donna Summer was my out and out jam when I was kid. My mom had a greatest hits collection, “Endless Summer” (one of MANY greatest hits collections titled with seasonal wordplay) and I must have ground that compact disc down to a ringlet.
The world’s supply of stardust suffered quite a setback today.
Rest in Fierce, Donna Summer.
NOT SummerS. Do her the grace of pronouncing her name right.
Also - I know what you’re thinking: “does this mean we can expect a megamix”? Perhaps. But I’m going to New York this weekend so it’ll need to wait.
NEW PODCAST!!! With Kristeen Von Hagen & Kathleen Turner (sort of)!!!
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It’s a relatively decent time to be alive! Andrew celebrates Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage and ties a foreboding bow on the conversation by speculating that he’ll be assassinated for doing so… PLUS - Why John Travolta is the PG&E to one Californian lawyer’s Erin Brockovitch and why a class-action suit revolving around H-J’s is so amazing… and FINALLY - VH1 Diva’s 2012: A Tribute to Whitney Houston almost doesn’t need to happen anymore as Andrew gives a detailed blow-by-blow of who should sing what….
THE BITCH: Andrew recounts - with pirated audio recording - an evening spent with dynamic she-beast KATHLEEN TURNER!!! What was in her backstage rider? FIND OUT! What’s this I’m hearing about her and Lauren Bacall play a demented vocal limbo with each other? FIND IN!
THE SALAD: Andrew sits down with the very been-there, done-that KRISTEEN VON HAGEN to dish on her long, storied, cross-continental trajectory in comedy from starting out in BC to being part of the original Spirits crew, her first break, being packaged as a Gen X postergirl, swimming in Russel Peters’ pool of gold coins, living in a continual comic dormitory PLUS - remember that year the Canadian Comedy Awards didn’t want to pay women because “men needed the money more”? Kristeen does.
Two powerhouses of stage and screen together at last!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mind is blown.
Was this just Mink Stole doing a random performance art piece?
Well, kudos, US Gays. Daddy’s finally cool with you coming out. The nation is drunk on paternal approval for a fleeting second. Huzzah’s all around. Was it REALLY necessary?
I always thought it was assumed that Obama totally DID side with the gays but couldn’t actually pronounce it politically until after his presumed second term whereupon he would federalize the shit, twisting the arms of all those pigfucking bigots in the south, then get assassinated because of it and turn into the great martyr of his generation.
This really throws a wrench into the plan.
