January 2011
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Robyn, Rockin'
Robyn tonight!!!
Very excited… and it’s not ass-weather, either.
I saw Robyn this past summer as part of some fluke concert series where she was sandwiched between Ingrid Michaelson and KEANE. I guess the promoters’ logic behind this was to assemble a bunch of acts with niche audiences and hope that they’d all congregate in one place at one time united in their...
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Robyn DaCradle
Don’t judge.
I recently went on a date (or two… certainly no more than three) with a 19-year-old.
I didn’t know he was 19, I swear! He didn’t look 19… he was 6’4” - a distinctive 2 inches taller than me, and everyone knows height = age, right? Right.
Anyballs, if his height wasn’t enough to scramble age reading, his reference level put him what...
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Reason the Aughties Sucked #1
Is it just me or has this been a particularly suicide-inducing January? It’s like everyone I know is teetering on the brink of sanity, myself pointedly included…
Anyway, thank God for blogging and the distraction it provides from the perils of the January blah’s.
Today, I wanted to start a recurring series… y’see, I was listening to the incomparable Drew...
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GLOLden GLOLbes...
OHHHHH brother.
If only there was any LOL-ing to be had during Sunday night’s Globes telecast, beyond arbitrary shots of Angelina Jolie, one of which showing her tending to that queen size futon she calls a mouth*…
TALK about exposing the man behind the curtain! I just assumed that Angelina’s lips were like an unspoiled wetland, naturally replenishing themselves (not to...
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Jokeville*
*Credit to Heidi Brander, as most things are.
So oh brother, I have to go to Oakville tonight to do one of these wretched co-feature shows to an audience of 20 people. People from Oakville, who, I’m fairly certain range from indifferent to unfavorably about the act of laughing. I actually believe that.
A fistfull of laughing-impaired people are bad enough for 2 minutes, let alone 40...
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#psychopathmakeovers
Say what you will about Tusconese mass-shooting culprit Jared Lee Loughner, but Miss Honey’s face sure can take some paint… WERK!
In other news: I’m overly excited about Season 3 of RuPaul’s Drag Race premiering next-next week.
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No-Face
So yesterday marked the long-anticipated premiere of “The Marilyn Denis Show” on CTV… if you live outside of Canada, think of it as like the Canadian version of “The View” meets “The Talk” meets “Dr. Oz” meets “Dr. Phil” meets The Fourth Hour of “The Today Show” with Hoda and Kathie-Lee except it’s only hosted by...
Back.
Well now… this seems both foreign and familiar.
Talkin’ about blogging!
It DOESN’T seem like yesterday that I started blogging - it was actually 2006 and it was situated on my myspace page, if that aptly dates things. It was full-on done under the assumption that no one read it except for like, a fistfull of friends I had on my MSN Messenger from University so as I could keep...