GPOYW-I can’t Ally McBeal-ieve I’ll be in NYC in just 3 more days!
NEW PODCAST!!! With Kristeen Von Hagen & Kathleen Turner (sort of)!!!
Download it HERE: http://bitchsalad.libsyn.com/episode-22-kristeen-von-hagen-kathleen-turner-sort-of
And subscribe on iTunes HERE: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bitch-salad/id465015191
It’s a relatively decent time to be alive! Andrew celebrates Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage and ties a foreboding bow on the conversation by speculating that he’ll be assassinated for doing so… PLUS - Why John Travolta is the PG&E to one Californian lawyer’s Erin Brockovitch and why a class-action suit revolving around H-J’s is so amazing… and FINALLY - VH1 Diva’s 2012: A Tribute to Whitney Houston almost doesn’t need to happen anymore as Andrew gives a detailed blow-by-blow of who should sing what….
THE BITCH: Andrew recounts - with pirated audio recording - an evening spent with dynamic she-beast KATHLEEN TURNER!!! What was in her backstage rider? FIND OUT! What’s this I’m hearing about her and Lauren Bacall play a demented vocal limbo with each other? FIND IN!
THE SALAD: Andrew sits down with the very been-there, done-that KRISTEEN VON HAGEN to dish on her long, storied, cross-continental trajectory in comedy from starting out in BC to being part of the original Spirits crew, her first break, being packaged as a Gen X postergirl, swimming in Russel Peters’ pool of gold coins, living in a continual comic dormitory PLUS - remember that year the Canadian Comedy Awards didn’t want to pay women because “men needed the money more”? Kristeen does.
Two powerhouses of stage and screen together at last!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mind is blown.
Was this just Mink Stole doing a random performance art piece?
Well, kudos, US Gays. Daddy’s finally cool with you coming out. The nation is drunk on paternal approval for a fleeting second. Huzzah’s all around. Was it REALLY necessary?
I always thought it was assumed that Obama totally DID side with the gays but couldn’t actually pronounce it politically until after his presumed second term whereupon he would federalize the shit, twisting the arms of all those pigfucking bigots in the south, then get assassinated because of it and turn into the great martyr of his generation.
This really throws a wrench into the plan.
Where I’ll be and who I’ll be with, tonight.
Am I worried that an hour spent in close confines of her voice will amount to the equivalent of sitting on a dryer for two days? Absolutely.
A great number of Starburst Jellybeans were consumed to this song.
Quite actually - listening to it literally makes me cranially taste them.
Happy Vintage Porn Friday, every body!
At the same time extremely NSFW and extremely groovy.
“Roller Boogie Orgy”. A Cindy Lou Sutters production. 100 percent pure swingin’ disco porn realness in all its full-pubis’d glory!
Of note: It was filmed at Plato’s Retreat WEST!
I sincerely apologize if anyone’s parents are in this.
Also - what is “Too Tall” Teresa up to these days?
